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Kvnth
I only talk about gay things!!!
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 Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:51 pm Post subject: The great exposure |
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Necrowizard has came to me this night and told me a thing...
Yes that's right! The poser gay pink Dracula pseudoblack metal band Cradle of Filth is actually The Village People's side project!
And that indian guy is squeaky mutant spitz dog Dani Filth
Hail Tthe Necrowizard!
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Ur-Quan
Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon
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Unhail Cradle of Fags and that gay cumswallower Dani "Fuck me in my mouth" Filth.
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Lord Leper Satani
Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath
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| Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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Let me quote a Anal Cunt Song:
If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay
AxCx is the law! |
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Richard
Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon
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| As gay as The Village People may be, they do get points for being played in baseball parks all across America between innings, all through the bible-belt, and always, always, always including the line "...you can get a free meal, you can do what the fuck you feel," as fundamentalist Xtians happily shake their broad bums liberally, completely unaware of the lyrics. It's the Village People's singular blaspheming ungrace, subliminal as it is. |
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Moongoat of Doom
Satanic Stormtrooper of the Grim Legion
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Location: Standing on top of a grim and frostbitten mountain invertedly hailing the Necrowizard.
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| Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:47 am Post subject: |
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Unhail Cradle of Gay! :[
And also unhail all the fucking posers who are under the impression that they are black metal. They deserve to eat a grenade. |
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NecroDeathMortum
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| Moongoat of Doom wrote: | Unhail Cradle of Gay! :[
And also unhail all the fucking posers who are under the impression that they are black metal. They deserve to eat a grenade. |
fuck off nowadays black metal! :[
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Richard
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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| While we're at it, unhail muy-gay nu-metal, as well. |
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Necronomicon
Moongoat Herder
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| Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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nu-metal is like the gayest thing ever
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Kvnth
I only talk about gay things!!!
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| Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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No. Power metal is the gayest thing in the universe.
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Lord Leper Satani
Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath
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| Hail Manowar! |
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Kvnth
I only talk about gay things!!!
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Other bands play, Manowar gay!
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Moongoat of Doom
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Location: Standing on top of a grim and frostbitten mountain invertedly hailing the Necrowizard.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:06 am Post subject: |
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| Nu metal is the gayest thing in the universe, but power metal is a close second. |
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necro-blizzard
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Nu metal... unhail.... power metal.... unhail.... but what about UNHAIL THE REMAINS OF LATE 90s RAP-METAL!!
Limp Bizkit is gayer than all of that stuff. I'm glad the Necrowizard ate them for breakfast like 3 years ago.
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Lord Leper Satani
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| Kvnth wrote: | | Other bands play, Manowar gay! |
pssh!
You should go listen to some Örgh and find the truth about Manowar :[ |
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Kvnth
I only talk about gay things!!!
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| Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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Here's the truth.
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Richard
Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon
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Having pectoral enhancement surgery is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very gay thing.
Having pectoral enhancement surgery and wearing studded WHITE fag stripper clothes means he's showing pride. |
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Lord Leper Satani
Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath
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Let me quote from wikipedia on Impaled Northern Moonforest, about the ABM community:
| Quote: | | One of the true bastions of the underground, the scene comprises mostly teenage males (alongside the occasional twenty-something) with acoustic guitars and Internet-connected computers, producing EPs dedicated to the Necrowizard, Norway, grimness, frostbite, Satan, Hitler, snow, coldness and other such topics. |
AND since INM is a band joking about something, the ABM fans and artists did think that "hey, Let's make funny AND grim songtitles and songs!"
For example:
"ÖRGH - ÖRGH goes pöpi (Eläkeläiset cover)"
"ÖRGH - Fuck you like a pedophile pt. I (Scorpions cover)"
"ÖRGH - Hail and kill (LIVE cover)"
"Ronald McFrostbitten - Davey Goes To College"
"Veldig Kald Skog - Blasphemously Inviting Abbath And Lemmy To A Very Very Very Very Very Satanic Teaparty"
"Nocturnal Frost Fjord - Progenies of the Great Muckalypse" (actually made to taunt Dimmu Gaygir)
see?
And now I feel very very very very very very very very very very ungrim, because I have to explain what ABM is about. That should be obvious to all grimlings. |
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Richard
Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon
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Right.
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I'm just sayin'...
pectoral enhancement surgery *is* gay.
You know, till Seth goes under the knife and gets like GGG's or something.
*That* would be grim!
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Don't even--you know it fucking would be! |
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur
Hey, I'm Blasphemy!
Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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Fuck you misled fags! The Necroyeti has huge fucking pecs and starts each unpolar day with hitting them and roaring across the frozen northern hellplains!
...but fuck NSBM! nationalizing is almost as gay as socializing!
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Lord Leper Satani
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| There is no Grim Nation; Only the Grim Horde of The Necrowizard! |
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur
Hey, I'm Blasphemy!
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| Lord Leper Satani wrote: | | There is no Grim Nation; Only the Grim Horde of The Necrowizard! |
Grimdeed, when the necrostorms... er... storm, you got two choices: follow the unholy winds that will take you to the lands of the posers, to slay! or stand frostbitenly stunned and ungrimly piss your pants while getting devoured by the Necrowizard! - this has been a blasphemously inspirational moment for me... images will follow! :[
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur
Hey, I'm Blasphemy!
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| Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject: hehe |
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it's done :[ took quite a while... Check out the Grim and Frostbitten things thread...
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Lord Grishgack
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:15 am Post subject: Re: The great exposure |
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| Kvnth wrote: |
Necrowizard has came to me this night and told me a thing...
Yes that's right! The poser gay pink Dracula pseudoblack metal band Cradle of Filth is actually The Village People's side project!
And that indian guy is squeaky mutant spitz dog Dani Filth
Hail Tthe Necrowizard! |
| Lord Leper Satani wrote: | Let me quote a Anal Cunt Song:
If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay
AxCx is the law! |
So if you are gay if you don't like the Village People and Cradle of Filth is the reincarnate of Village people.
I think it would be safe to say that anyone who hates Cradle of Filth is gay or still crying in the closet.
But we need a loop hole through this! Cradle of Filth is ungrim and so is being gay. Oh mighty Necrowizard use your unholy Necropowers to quell this dilema! All those in this kvlt use your Necrobation powers to help the Necrowizard!
All hail the Necrowizard! |
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the goat
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:22 am Post subject: |
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| Cradle of Filth are NOT, in fact, The Village People. Kvnth is just a fag, pay him no heed. |
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Lord Grishgack
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:28 am Post subject: |
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| the goat wrote: | | Cradle of Filth are NOT, in fact, The Village People. Kvnth is just a fag, pay him no heed. |
*kneels on one unholy knee* I offer you my most unholy apology the goat.
But I do have to ask, why has the Necrowizard not sacrificed Kvnth to the Swedishing Necroyetis? |
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur
Hey, I'm Blasphemy!
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| Lord Grishgack wrote: | | the goat wrote: | | Cradle of Filth are NOT, in fact, The Village People. Kvnth is just a fag, pay him no heed. |
*kneels on one unholy knee* I offer you my most unholy apology the goat.
But I do have to ask, why has the Necrowizard not sacrificed Kvnth to the Swedishing Necroyetis? |
"kneeling" for an apology is as gay as you can get.
Kvnth is here to bare testimony of the gayness and endless poserdom which poisons even a place of would-be pvre grimness such as this.
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Lord Grishgack
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| Grakhsfziiimtsothur wrote: |
"kneeling" for an apology is as gay as you can get.
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I am filled with more evil and unholy torrents of wraith on one knee kneeling then you can ever hope to have in your entire life! |
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the goat
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| Lord Grishgack wrote: | | the goat wrote: | | Cradle of Filth are NOT, in fact, The Village People. Kvnth is just a fag, pay him no heed. |
*kneels on one unholy knee* I offer you my most unholy apology the goat.
But I do have to ask, why has the Necrowizard not sacrificed Kvnth to the Swedishing Necroyetis? |
Don't bother with the kneeling, we just keep Kvnth's posts around so we can laugh at him. |
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Lord Leper Satani
Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:14 am Post subject: Re: The great exposure |
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| Lord Grishgack wrote: | | Kvnth wrote: |
Necrowizard has came to me this night and told me a thing...
Yes that's right! The poser gay pink Dracula pseudoblack metal band Cradle of Filth is actually The Village People's side project!
And that indian guy is squeaky mutant spitz dog Dani Filth
Hail Tthe Necrowizard! |
| Lord Leper Satani wrote: | Let me quote a Anal Cunt Song:
If You Don't Like the Village People, You're Fucking Gay
AxCx is the law! |
So if you are gay if you don't like the Village People and Cradle of Filth is the reincarnate of Village people.
I think it would be safe to say that anyone who hates Cradle of Filth is gay or still crying in the closet.
But we need a loop hole through this! Cradle of Filth is ungrim and so is being gay. Oh mighty Necrowizard use your unholy Necropowers to quell this dilema! All those in this kvlt use your Necrobation powers to help the Necrowizard!
All hail the Necrowizard! |
who the hell said Kvnth is right? He is making his own stupid statements about something he dosen't know anything about. Cradle of Shit is gay, and Anal Cunt is the law. That's it, man :[
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Teh
Moongoat Herder
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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| It's true. I fought the law, and the law won. |
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Lord Hellfjörd
Running From Poser-Eating Necroyetis
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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| cradle of gay is cradle of a gay jew... no need to say more, and no comparison between the vp is necessary. |
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Lord Grishgack
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| All Hail! |
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