Impaled Northern MoonForest Forum

Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:57 am Post subject: Unholidays

It is most blasphemous to see some pvre kvlture developing in these parts.
This thread is meant to document all the unholidays celerbrated with extreme satanic zeal.

Anti-Christmass
Held on the 25th of December, it is meant to invert the christian spirit of Christmass and anticipate the birth of the Antichrist. Note that siH arival may not bring about the end of the world by itself but completly erradicating Christmass and the joy is grim enough.

Return of the Necrowizard day
On the first Sunday after the first full moon of spring Christians celebrate Easter, the return of the Son of God from death. Few people know that it originates from the Assyrian necrofest of Alkgtirfpwuunrgsmorath. It marks the date of the return of the Ugtxdersobraadmgr [Assyrian for Necrowizard] to slay the gay gods of the region. The ancient empire was one of the first to have knowledge of the Necrowizard. Subsequently they vanished in grimness and necrolyptic cruelness.
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Lord Grishgack · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:06 am Post subject: Re: Unholidays

Lord Leper Satani · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:11 am Post subject:

The Necrowizard isn't even a race. He is far too superior to have any kinsmen.
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Teh · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject:

I have heard that the Necrowizard will appear on the 21st of December 2012.

Lord Hellfjörd · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject:

Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:12 am Post subject:

Bullshit, he keeps returning plenty of times, but there's so much scum on Earth, he's always on the move, looking for'em.
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