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Richard Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon

Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 323 Location: Frostbitten CHill
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:56 am Post subject: ...this just heard... |
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"So do you wanna come over and hail the Necrowizard now?"
"...naahhhh... I think I'll hail the Necrowizard some time tomorrow...." |
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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 664
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, that will result in some more hangings this week. |
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Ur-Quan Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon
Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 270
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Even the most lazy acolytes hail the Necrowizard regularly. Otherwise they die. _________________ http://inverted.one-w.org |
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Moongoat of Doom Satanic Stormtrooper of the Grim Legion

Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 708 Location: Standing on top of a grim and frostbitten mountain invertedly hailing the Necrowizard.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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I hail the Necrowizard every day. :[ |
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Richard Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon

Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 323 Location: Frostbitten CHill
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:02 am Post subject: |
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I am reminded of the fate of the Eskimos and seek not the blasting wrath of the Necrowizard! Hailing the Necrowizard daily is the one way to trve grimness. I also notice it is keeping me one step ahead of the poser-eating necroyetis that are still chasing me through frostbitten fjords of necrolyzed doom.
Hail the Necrowizard! :[ |
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NecroDeathMortum ABM Gestapo Agent

Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 606 Location: Upper Northern Norway!
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:47 am Post subject: |
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Richard wrote: | I am reminded of the fate of the Eskimos and seek not the blasting wrath of the Necrowizard! Hailing the Necrowizard daily is the one way to trve grimness. I also notice it is keeping me one step ahead of the poser-eating necroyetis that are still chasing me through frostbitten fjords of necrolyzed doom.
Hail the Necrowizard! :[ |
Soon you shall be beating up jews in no time :[
Hail the Necrowizard grimdeed! _________________ :[ |
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Ur-Quan Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon
Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 270
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:49 am Post subject: |
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I try to hail the Necrowizard several times a day if I can't find any crosses to invert :[ But daily hailing is absolutely necessary for everyone who wants to avoid slow and painful (and humiliating) death. _________________ http://inverted.one-w.org |
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Unholy Blasphemy Satanic Stormtrooper of the Grim Legion

Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 257 Location: Abazagorath
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:00 am Post subject: |
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I'm always hailing the Necrowizard. I have my norwegian whore-slaves do everything for me (like typing this post on my frozen keyboard in my frozen necro-lair). _________________
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Sathanistan
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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The streets will float in the blood of nonbelievers! _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Necronomicon Moongoat Herder

Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 153 Location: The most northern and frostbitten part of Sweden
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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HAIL THE NECROWIZARD! _________________
Lvrk wrote: | Forums come and go but ABM is forever! |
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Moongoat of Doom Satanic Stormtrooper of the Grim Legion

Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 708 Location: Standing on top of a grim and frostbitten mountain invertedly hailing the Necrowizard.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:21 am Post subject: |
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Kvnth wrote: | The streets will float in the blood of nonbelievers! |
They shall be sodomized with icicles!
Although, being gay, they'd probably enjoy it, unfortunately. |
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur Hey, I'm Blasphemy!

Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 607 Location: Tirgu Mures, Transylvania
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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Ur-Quan wrote: | I try to hail the Necrowizard several times a day if I can't find any crosses to invert :[ But daily hailing is absolutely necessary for everyone who wants to avoid slow and painful (and humiliating) death. |
I hail him perpetually! I had a dream once: the Necrowizard came down from the mountains. Of course he most blashpemously saw me long before I saw him, and raised his inverted wand. "Gvraaah-kro-wiii-kra Kro'ohw-Gvraaaaaa!!!" he cried - I hailed him most grimly and the blast from his wand suddenly struck ten feet behind me, necrocinerating a poser who wanted to know what band's shirt I'm wearing....
P.S. You can invert crosses all you want, even if the blashphemy of grimspaint.exe is not available:
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