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Richard
Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:56 am    Post subject: ...this just heard... Reply with quote

"So do you wanna come over and hail the Necrowizard now?"

"...naahhhh... I think I'll hail the Necrowizard some time tomorrow...."
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Lord Leper Satani
Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, that will result in some more hangings this week.
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Ur-Quan
Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even the most lazy acolytes hail the Necrowizard regularly. Otherwise they die.
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Moongoat of Doom
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Location: Standing on top of a grim and frostbitten mountain invertedly hailing the Necrowizard.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hail the Necrowizard every day. :[
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Richard
Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am reminded of the fate of the Eskimos and seek not the blasting wrath of the Necrowizard! Hailing the Necrowizard daily is the one way to trve grimness. I also notice it is keeping me one step ahead of the poser-eating necroyetis that are still chasing me through frostbitten fjords of necrolyzed doom.

Hail the Necrowizard! :[
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NecroDeathMortum
ABM Gestapo Agent


Joined: 10 Nov 2006
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Location: Upper Northern Norway!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Richard wrote:
I am reminded of the fate of the Eskimos and seek not the blasting wrath of the Necrowizard! Hailing the Necrowizard daily is the one way to trve grimness. I also notice it is keeping me one step ahead of the poser-eating necroyetis that are still chasing me through frostbitten fjords of necrolyzed doom.

Hail the Necrowizard! :[


Soon you shall be beating up jews in no time :[
Hail the Necrowizard grimdeed!
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Ur-Quan
Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I try to hail the Necrowizard several times a day if I can't find any crosses to invert :[ But daily hailing is absolutely necessary for everyone who wants to avoid slow and painful (and humiliating) death.
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Unholy Blasphemy
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm always hailing the Necrowizard. I have my norwegian whore-slaves do everything for me (like typing this post on my frozen keyboard in my frozen necro-lair).
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Kvnth
I only talk about gay things!!!


Joined: 16 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The streets will float in the blood of nonbelievers!
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Necronomicon
Moongoat Herder


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Location: The most northern and frostbitten part of Sweden

PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAIL THE NECROWIZARD!
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Moongoat of Doom
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Location: Standing on top of a grim and frostbitten mountain invertedly hailing the Necrowizard.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kvnth wrote:
The streets will float in the blood of nonbelievers!

They shall be sodomized with icicles!

Although, being gay, they'd probably enjoy it, unfortunately.
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur
Hey, I'm Blasphemy!


Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Tirgu Mures, Transylvania

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ur-Quan wrote:
I try to hail the Necrowizard several times a day if I can't find any crosses to invert :[ But daily hailing is absolutely necessary for everyone who wants to avoid slow and painful (and humiliating) death.


I hail him perpetually! I had a dream once: the Necrowizard came down from the mountains. Of course he most blashpemously saw me long before I saw him, and raised his inverted wand. "Gvraaah-kro-wiii-kra Kro'ohw-Gvraaaaaa!!!" he cried - I hailed him most grimly and the blast from his wand suddenly struck ten feet behind me, necrocinerating a poser who wanted to know what band's shirt I'm wearing....

P.S. You can invert crosses all you want, even if the blashphemy of grimspaint.exe is not available:

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