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Lord Leper Satani
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:30 pm    Post subject: Mace of Sauron Reply with quote

http://www.eigenspace.net/robot/mace.html

Satan! It would be so grim to crush poserfaces with that one :[
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ultra-grim!
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Kvnth
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What ultra-gay nerdish useless crap. LOTR sucks. Sauron is gay.
Abbath's axe is grimmer and truer.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The axe may be grim, but that's a pose if I've ever seen one.
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Lord Leper Satani
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, let me see.

Burzum - Lotr
Gorgoroth - Lotr
Isengard - Lotr
Summoning - Lotr
Amon Amarth - Lotr

Well, do you think those guys is gay too?


BTW:
Yes, Abbath is grimmer, because he is King of Norway.
But still, Sauron is... or was grim, at least to some part.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morgoth is (was?) grimmer than Sauron, though. Abbath's axe is grim, but it really looks like a batman-sign.
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Lord Leper Satani
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, Morgoth is the grimmest in the whole Lotr Universe. He was the ultimate evil. Hail Evil and Doom!
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Kvnth
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Leper Satani wrote:
Hey, let me see.

Burzum - Lotr
Gorgoroth - Lotr
Isengard - Lotr
Summoning - Lotr
Amon Amarth - Lotr

Well, do you think those guys is gay too?


BTW:
Yes, Abbath is grimmer, because he is King of Norway.
But still, Sauron is... or was grim, at least to some part.



Burzum + Pagan paranoiac poser Varg Gaykenes = Gay
Gorgoroth + vegetarian Gaahl = Gay
Isengard + poser rave party slut Fenriz = Gay
Summoning - Gay, just because
Amon Amarth + melodic death metal = Gay

Yeah. Actually they're all gay. Hail INM!
Sauron is gay because he lost.
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Lord Leper Satani
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Early Burzum WAS grim, you know.
Isengard WAS grim too, because It's ancient stuff from the early 90's.



But seriously, what do you consider as not gay, except from INM, Abbath and The Necrowizard?
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Kvnth
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ur-Quan wrote:
Morgoth is (was?) grimmer than Sauron, though. Abbath's axe is grim, but it really looks like a batman-sign.




Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman! Batman!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman! Batman!
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Lord Leper Satani
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All hail the 80's! (and early 90's)
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Kvnth
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Leper Satani wrote:
Early Burzum WAS grim, you know.
Isengard WAS grim too, because It's ancient stuff from the early 90's.



But seriously, what do you consider as not gay, except from INM, Abbath and The Necrowizard?


Let me see.
Of course nothing can be compared with the INM's grimness and evil, but I can give a chance to Carpathian Forest. Because they got that damn impressive song "Cold murderous music" from "Defending the throne of evil" album. Inspired with the pure evil of smooth jazz plus putting the grim suicidal lyrics gave out an absolutely non-gay product. If I'm gonna be hanged up some day like Uncle Saddam I shall choose that song as the last wish.
Nattefrost is not gay too. That dude have that grim rock'n'roll touch. Remember that song?
Sluts of hell! Cunts of evil-evil-evil (echoe) - Evil as it can be.
Or "Nattefrost Takes A Piss". I like that song too.
Well...there are few non-gay bands left like Marduk, but I'm too lazy to continue.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can understand your need to hail INM and ABM, but you have to remember that even though it's a gigantic parody of black metal, black metal is still grim shit.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, there is the reality. Those things you're mentioning there is grim, yes!

But of course, the meaning with all of this is to connetct EVERYTHING to Norway, The Necrowizard, INM, Seth (Anal Cunt), or grim/gayness. Like, on the old forum they talked about the world championship on ski, and said that they saw a Norwegian flag, and that meant that The Necrowizard was around to punish all gay people at that event or something.

and the new planet they found in space, was called Planet Norway because it was icy, and that's where the Necrowizard lives.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happend to the 80's-forum? well annyway...




GRIM I SAY!
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it was tooo off topic with the 80's forum. It was more for the old admins over 25 who still remember something of the 80's/90's.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



GAY I SAY!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vinterblod, I think you posted in the wrong thread. :[











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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Necronomicon wrote:
What happend to the 80's-forum? well annyway...




GRIM I SAY!

Grimtastic!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kvnth wrote:


GAY I SAY!



I want to know why you're such a fucking faggot.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not. Varg is.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:28 pm    Post subject: OMFNw! Reply with quote

Waste that faggots's fucking face! His going on abouthow trve and grim Carpathian Forest is, HAHA! I remember seeing a video of one of their shows. They were beyond gaydom! There were two very old, extremly fat, ad totally naked women dancing around the stage and the bass-player was wearing nothing but a thong.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shut up you cuntface. Varg is fag and no doubt about it.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


i crush priests, nuns and fags with this!


raaaagh! damn! now that's what was suppose to be here (evil)
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With "image hosted by tripod" thingie? That's weird. But rather grim, I guess.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zuthuzu wrote:
With "image hosted by tripod" thingie? That's weird. But rather grim, I guess.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owww yeah, now the gaybane slaughtermace is revealed in it's utter grimness. Abbath certainly cries cum and blood right now, because his axe can not possibly compare with ascetic brutality of this piece of evil :[.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

anyone who calls varg gay(may necrowizard forgive me for even writing such unblasphemous word for varg) is ungrim and untrve. hail varg ! hail kvlt and trve metal!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shut up poser.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you are the greatest poser for you insult varg! may he break into your house and stab you to death and send you to heavens as soon as he gets out of prison!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you should both shut the fuck up and hail the Necrowizard.

(Varg is grim. Just to show you, this is what his legion of Canada did on his day of birth (Winnipeg is about 5 hours from me.): The Winnipeg Sun reported three people were convicted June 27, 2006 of arson in a fire that destroyed the Minnedosa United Church in Minnedosa, Manitoba, Canada on February 12, 2006. One was sentenced to three years in prison, the second to two years and the third to two years less a day. All three were ordered to pay C$1.2 million in restitution. Justice officials said the church was set on fire on Vikernes' birthday. Hail frostbitten Canada!)
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard about that one. Most unholy >:[
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unholy Blasphemy wrote:
I think you should both shut the fuck up and hail the Necrowizard.

(Varg is grim. Just to show you, this is what his legion of Canada did on his day of birth (Winnipeg is about 5 hours from me.): The Winnipeg Sun reported three people were convicted June 27, 2006 of arson in a fire that destroyed the Minnedosa United Church in Minnedosa, Manitoba, Canada on February 12, 2006. One was sentenced to three years in prison, the second to two years and the third to two years less a day. All three were ordered to pay C$1.2 million in restitution. Justice officials said the church was set on fire on Vikernes' birthday. Hail frostbitten Canada!)


most grym och kvlt! hail varg! hail his legion! hail the necrowizard!
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