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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

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Richard Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:18 pm Post subject: |
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ultra-grim! |
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Sathanistan
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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What ultra-gay nerdish useless crap. LOTR sucks. Sauron is gay.
Abbath's axe is grimmer and truer.
 _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Richard Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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The axe may be grim, but that's a pose if I've ever seen one. |
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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, let me see.
Burzum - Lotr
Gorgoroth - Lotr
Isengard - Lotr
Summoning - Lotr
Amon Amarth - Lotr
Well, do you think those guys is gay too?
BTW:
Yes, Abbath is grimmer, because he is King of Norway.
But still, Sauron is... or was grim, at least to some part. |
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Ur-Quan Hailer of the Blasphemous Moon
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Morgoth is (was?) grimmer than Sauron, though. Abbath's axe is grim, but it really looks like a batman-sign. _________________ http://inverted.one-w.org |
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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, Morgoth is the grimmest in the whole Lotr Universe. He was the ultimate evil. Hail Evil and Doom! |
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Sathanistan
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:09 am Post subject: |
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Lord Leper Satani wrote: | Hey, let me see.
Burzum - Lotr
Gorgoroth - Lotr
Isengard - Lotr
Summoning - Lotr
Amon Amarth - Lotr
Well, do you think those guys is gay too?
BTW:
Yes, Abbath is grimmer, because he is King of Norway.
But still, Sauron is... or was grim, at least to some part. |
Burzum + Pagan paranoiac poser Varg Gaykenes = Gay
Gorgoroth + vegetarian Gaahl = Gay
Isengard + poser rave party slut Fenriz = Gay
Summoning - Gay, just because
Amon Amarth + melodic death metal = Gay
Yeah. Actually they're all gay. Hail INM!
Sauron is gay because he lost. _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:20 am Post subject: |
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Early Burzum WAS grim, you know.
Isengard WAS grim too, because It's ancient stuff from the early 90's.
But seriously, what do you consider as not gay, except from INM, Abbath and The Necrowizard? |
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Sathanistan
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:20 am Post subject: |
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Ur-Quan wrote: | Morgoth is (was?) grimmer than Sauron, though. Abbath's axe is grim, but it really looks like a batman-sign. |
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman! Batman!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Batman! Batman! _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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All hail the 80's! (and early 90's) |
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Sathanistan
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:58 am Post subject: |
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Lord Leper Satani wrote: | Early Burzum WAS grim, you know.
Isengard WAS grim too, because It's ancient stuff from the early 90's.
But seriously, what do you consider as not gay, except from INM, Abbath and The Necrowizard? |
Let me see.
Of course nothing can be compared with the INM's grimness and evil, but I can give a chance to Carpathian Forest. Because they got that damn impressive song "Cold murderous music" from "Defending the throne of evil" album. Inspired with the pure evil of smooth jazz plus putting the grim suicidal lyrics gave out an absolutely non-gay product. If I'm gonna be hanged up some day like Uncle Saddam I shall choose that song as the last wish.
Nattefrost is not gay too. That dude have that grim rock'n'roll touch. Remember that song?
Sluts of hell! Cunts of evil-evil-evil (echoe) - Evil as it can be.
Or "Nattefrost Takes A Piss". I like that song too.
Well...there are few non-gay bands left like Marduk, but I'm too lazy to continue. _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Unholy Blasphemy Satanic Stormtrooper of the Grim Legion

Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 257 Location: Abazagorath
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:49 am Post subject: |
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I can understand your need to hail INM and ABM, but you have to remember that even though it's a gigantic parody of black metal, black metal is still grim shit. _________________
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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:01 am Post subject: |
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Yep, there is the reality. Those things you're mentioning there is grim, yes!
But of course, the meaning with all of this is to connetct EVERYTHING to Norway, The Necrowizard, INM, Seth (Anal Cunt), or grim/gayness. Like, on the old forum they talked about the world championship on ski, and said that they saw a Norwegian flag, and that meant that The Necrowizard was around to punish all gay people at that event or something.
and the new planet they found in space, was called Planet Norway because it was icy, and that's where the Necrowizard lives. |
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Necronomicon Moongoat Herder

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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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What happend to the 80's-forum? well annyway...
GRIM I SAY! _________________
Lvrk wrote: | Forums come and go but ABM is forever! |
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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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Well, it was tooo off topic with the 80's forum. It was more for the old admins over 25 who still remember something of the 80's/90's. |
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Sathanistan
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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GAY I SAY! _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Lord Leper Satani Most Inverted Steward of Abazagorath

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Vinterblod, I think you posted in the wrong thread. :[
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Moongoat of Doom Satanic Stormtrooper of the Grim Legion

Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 708 Location: Standing on top of a grim and frostbitten mountain invertedly hailing the Necrowizard.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Necronomicon wrote: | What happend to the 80's-forum? well annyway...
GRIM I SAY! |
Grimtastic! |
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KriegFerret Poser
Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 14
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Kvnth wrote: |
GAY I SAY! |
I want to know why you're such a fucking faggot. |
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Sathanistan
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not. Varg is. _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur Hey, I'm Blasphemy!

Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 607 Location: Tirgu Mures, Transylvania
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:28 pm Post subject: OMFNw! |
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Waste that faggots's fucking face! His going on abouthow trve and grim Carpathian Forest is, HAHA! I remember seeing a video of one of their shows. They were beyond gaydom! There were two very old, extremly fat, ad totally naked women dancing around the stage and the bass-player was wearing nothing but a thong. _________________ "\_>8@_/" |
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 113 Location: Sathanistan
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Shut up you cuntface. Varg is fag and no doubt about it. _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Pure Slavonic Blasphemy Hiding From Poser-Eating Necroyetis

Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 26 Location: Unholy Poland
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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i crush priests, nuns and fags with this!
raaaagh! damn! now that's what was suppose to be here (evil) _________________ Unholy Inverted Evil, ragggh!
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Zuthuzu Running From Poser-Eating Necroyetis

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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With "image hosted by tripod" thingie? That's weird. But rather grim, I guess. _________________ Go beer! Go blasphemy! |
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NecroDeathMortum ABM Gestapo Agent

Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 606 Location: Upper Northern Norway!
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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Zuthuzu wrote: | With "image hosted by tripod" thingie? That's weird. But rather grim, I guess. |
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Zuthuzu Running From Poser-Eating Necroyetis

Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 52 Location: Necronet :[
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:21 am Post subject: |
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Owww yeah, now the gaybane slaughtermace is revealed in it's utter grimness. Abbath certainly cries cum and blood right now, because his axe can not possibly compare with ascetic brutality of this piece of evil :[. _________________ Go beer! Go blasphemy! |
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Lord Hellfjörd Running From Poser-Eating Necroyetis

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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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anyone who calls varg gay(may necrowizard forgive me for even writing such unblasphemous word for varg) is ungrim and untrve. hail varg ! hail kvlt and trve metal! |
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Kvnth I only talk about gay things!!!

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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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Shut up poser. _________________ Kvnth fhtagn! |
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Lord Hellfjörd Running From Poser-Eating Necroyetis

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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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you are the greatest poser for you insult varg! may he break into your house and stab you to death and send you to heavens as soon as he gets out of prison! |
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Unholy Blasphemy Satanic Stormtrooper of the Grim Legion

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:24 am Post subject: |
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I think you should both shut the fuck up and hail the Necrowizard.
(Varg is grim. Just to show you, this is what his legion of Canada did on his day of birth (Winnipeg is about 5 hours from me.): The Winnipeg Sun reported three people were convicted June 27, 2006 of arson in a fire that destroyed the Minnedosa United Church in Minnedosa, Manitoba, Canada on February 12, 2006. One was sentenced to three years in prison, the second to two years and the third to two years less a day. All three were ordered to pay C$1.2 million in restitution. Justice officials said the church was set on fire on Vikernes' birthday. Hail frostbitten Canada!) _________________
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur Hey, I'm Blasphemy!

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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I heard about that one. Most unholy >:[ _________________ "\_>8@_/" |
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Lord Hellfjörd Running From Poser-Eating Necroyetis

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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Unholy Blasphemy wrote: | I think you should both shut the fuck up and hail the Necrowizard.
(Varg is grim. Just to show you, this is what his legion of Canada did on his day of birth (Winnipeg is about 5 hours from me.): The Winnipeg Sun reported three people were convicted June 27, 2006 of arson in a fire that destroyed the Minnedosa United Church in Minnedosa, Manitoba, Canada on February 12, 2006. One was sentenced to three years in prison, the second to two years and the third to two years less a day. All three were ordered to pay C$1.2 million in restitution. Justice officials said the church was set on fire on Vikernes' birthday. Hail frostbitten Canada!) |
most grym och kvlt! hail varg! hail his legion! hail the necrowizard! |
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