Impaled Northern MoonForest Forum

Grakhsfziiimtsothur

As said before, my goal is to raise the scene back to its former unglory.

What I've abominably accomplished with the unholy aid of some necrolytes so far:
1. register a domain and get a good host.
2. host INM, Grim Records + Battlefrost Records, and ABM bands [ad free]

The spread of grimness continues as I will soon launch the new forum. But alas, I need your blasphemous help and consent once more:
1. I need the full ranks list from whoever knows it
2. Some of the ranks just seem gay, I know they've been that way since necrobation.org, but I want to change some. Is everybody OK with this?
3. I took the libery of calling the project "Acoustic Black Metal Forum". Does anybody reject this?
4. I ended up using phpBB after all, even though I said it would be something else. If I dissapointed anyone, go fuck yourself! I've skinned all of it. :[

And finally, when all is complete, you will be asked to register on the new forum and hail the Necrowizard. All of the forum will be locked until we've hailed the Necrowizard 666 times!
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Teh · Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:53 pm Post subject:

Did you find a way to back up this forum or will it be started over?

Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:35 pm Post subject:

We have to pay for a backup, and i believe we've started a most blasphemous conversation about it...
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the goat · ABM Gestapo Agent Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 368

Well, it can't cost that much for a backup, because I really don't want to have to re-register and start this whole shit all over again.

Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:54 am Post subject:

ABM cannot wait, so I made up a list of ranks that will be used.

Image - Minimum Posts - Rank

0 - Poser

5 - Into Cradle Of Filth

10 - "Dimmu Borgir Rules!"

15 - Drinking Beer

20 - Beating Up Jews

40 - Dateraping Emo Sluts

60 - Torching Gay Bars

80 - Sacraficing Clergymen

100 - Hailing The Blasphemous Moon

125 - Necroyeti Bait

150 - Frozen Necrocorpse

175 - Necrobating

200 - Upsetting The Cattle

250 - Terrorizing The Countryside

300 - Unbaptised

350 - Cross Inverter

400 - Necrobobsledding

450 - Spawning Necrosathani

500 - Moongoat Herder

550 - Transfixing Incantations

600 - Grimness Incarnate

666 - The Antichrist

667 - Grimness Incarnate

700 - Ancient Winterdemon

800 - Apprentice Of The Necrowizard

900 - By the time you read this, you have died
1000 - CUSTOM TEXT & IMAGE

Special ranks:

Unholy Emperor - Forum owner & admin

Inverted Steward Of Abazagorath - Forum admin

ABM Gestapo Captain - Moderator

ABM Gestapo Agent - Moderator

Satanic Stormtrooper Of The Grim Legion - Moderator

Jew - Lukewarm ungrimness will earn you this!

Faggot - Not hailing the Necrowizard will earn you this!
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:03 am Post subject:

Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:51 am Post subject:

An alternative would be splitting the forums.

We'd leave this one as is, and continue on the new forum, from where we left off here...
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:22 pm Post subject: THE NEW DOMINION AWAITS! 666!

I have succeded in my unholy efforts to bring the new forum online.
Practicing the black arts of the northern Hellwitch, I have opened the blasphemous atrocity of the inverted Necroportal, that will take you to the new boards at last.

[ Click on the Necroportal ]

Go forth and spread your insatiable blasphemy!

Hail the Necrowizard!
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Lord Grishgack · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject:

Grim!
Also check out the INM forum section, I just made it 666 posts.
All Hail The Necrowizard!

Teh · Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:48 pm Post subject:

Grim!

Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:24 am Post subject:

In a most abominable event last night, we have hailed the Necrowizard dozens of times with only a handful of necrolytes. I managed to necrovert a friend who I was going to record ABM with. He is the first all-new forum dweller. Hail the Necrowizard!

All remaining necrolytes proceed through the Necroportal and lay your unholyness upon the new boards! We will hail the Necrowizard hecticly this evening and on the ones to come...

Attention Lord Lepper Satani! If you can, set the post/page value to 50 or above, I want to archive this forum to be contained on the new one!
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:50 pm Post subject:

Today marks the return of the inverted steward of Abazagorath, Lord Leper Satani. He has been given admin priviledges on the new forum. Hail the Necrowizard!
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Lord Leper Satani · Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:59 pm Post subject:

Hey, I'm back to spread some fascism and dictatorship.

Hail Abazagorath and The Necrowizard!
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:46 am Post subject: UPDATE

Ranklist updated!
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject:

Hails! I'll be gone away for a few days, There will be delays. Keep the hails under 666 til Woden's Day.
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:41 pm Post subject:

The new forum is open! Begin the necrobation!!!
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:11 am Post subject:

Get on the fucking forum and start posting stuff, damn it! I'm considering taking it down should it remain unused in this most lukewarm manner.

Lord Leper Satani, you being Inverted Steward Of Abazagorath, I expect you to help rally the hordes.
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:21 am Post subject:

This just keeps sucking. Now we're split in two. I have a bunch of n00bs on my forum and have only a handful of people from around here while the new ABM bands haven't even showed up around here.

Let there be one ABM scene! Satan wills it!
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Lord Grishgack · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:05 am Post subject:

It's actually rather grimertaining. Come to the slaughter fest!