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necro_aguilera · Poser Joined: 16 Apr 2007 Posts: 16

God, I hate women. They make fags of us all. The woman I was ritually raping in a consensual sense has been consensually raping some other faggot who looks like a pug behind my back. If I give you her address, could you get the necrowizard to go and piledrive her stupid face into a mincer?

THank you.

Hail!

Lord Leper Satani · Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:44 am Post subject:

Necrogangbang!
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Vinterblod · ABM Gestapo Agent Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 469

If she is truly as gay as she seems, the Necrowizards might will surely destroy her.
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necro_aguilera · Poser Joined: 16 Apr 2007 Posts: 16

Vinterblod! I saw that film that your sig is from. Nick Cave spends it battering women.

It's pretty fucking grim. He spends half of it moaning about bees. Bee's are grim.

necro_aguilera · Poser Joined: 16 Apr 2007 Posts: 16

I meant Nicholas Cage. Although Nick Cave is also pretty grim.

Moongoat of Doom · Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject:

You should perform surprise sex on her.

With a sharp stick.

Vinterblod · ABM Gestapo Agent Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 469

Nick Cave is quite frostbitten, and I'm sure he regularly bludgeons women as well. :-[

But not in a bear-suit, like Nicholas Cage.
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the goat · ABM Gestapo Agent Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 368

While I must agree that some women are total assholes, a bad relationship is no basis for a negative outlook on the entire gender. And you don't have to disguise your posts to make them seem more 'grim', you could've just said plain out that the bitch was cheating on you.

Not all women are total bitches, the one I have typing for me right now is actually qui Wait, he can't read what I'm typing, SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME! Oh no! He's figured out that I'm not typing what he's sayioutjf..../////

Unholy Blasphemy · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:22 am Post subject:

Bwaha...You had me worried you had gone soft.
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Vinterblod · ABM Gestapo Agent Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 469

The goat must be overrun with necrowhores stealing his keyboard. Next time you should remember to kill them before you sodomize them.
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Moongoat of Doom · Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject:

Or put them to work in the kitchen, where they belong. :[

the goat · ABM Gestapo Agent Joined: 13 Nov 2006 Posts: 368

Unholy Blasphemy · Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:26 am Post subject:

I have slave wenches to type for my slave wenches.
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Grakhsfziiimtsothur · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:31 am Post subject:

Grimdeed, not all women are assholes, cuz some can be really scared.
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